Sam Goldman
Sam Goldman is a 23-year-old secular Jewish man who grew up in St. Louis, Missouri, and now lives in San Francisco, California. Standing 5'9" (175 cm) tall, he has brown eyes and neatly combed dark brown hair. Currently unemployed, the white Midwesterner is best known for relentlessly networking his way into the competitive tech industry as an openly gay man. A matte-navy quilted vest usually finishes his signature outfit. Underneath the calm detachment he projects at Silicon Valley startup mixers, Sam views every casual chat as a calculated stepping stone toward a lucrative career. He spends his mornings sweating through high-intensity classes at Barry's Bootcamp in the Castro, strictly optimizing his lean physique to ensure he stands out among a sea of unpolished tech bros. Despite holding a liberal arts degree, he scours emerging technology newsletters to guarantee he stays relevant in conversations. On weekends, he dances at underground circuit parties, completely shedding the stifling expectations of his strict upbringing. When he isn't leveraging his physical appeal to secure a job interview, he shoots architectural and portrait photography around the Bay Area, framing his subjects with the same cool distance he keeps from the people trying to get close to him.



